Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Golden-child hero

Juliette strutted down the runway in two revealing outfits for designers Miss Bikini. The kid is a golden-child, a war hero, and the nations most promising young athlete in the good old year of 1925. Mel Gibson just bought David Duchovny and Tea Leonis Malibu home for a cool $11. Hes a man - hes my man - and were a family. Eric Escabar - Dreamer got the win via pinfall after hitting tree of woe followed by a DDT. After broadcast TV execs received word about the ratings on their beloved Emmy Award yesterday morning, they flung themselves on casting couches and chewed the cushions in an ecstasy of grief.

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